Technology is a wonderful thing.

...you levitate above your Hoversofa which X-rays your back and sends the results via Instagram to your doctor who is in a hammock in the Maldives where he re-calibrates your fridge to add 3 mg of radium to your water supply to destroy the benign tumor he's just found in your kidney and he also re-codes your Throbcushions to boost the ultra-sound waves to massage your aching limbs which makes you feel so warm and fuzzy you tune your fibre optic hair transplant and stream a 7D holographic concert comprising Mahatma Ghandi on guitar Adolf Hitler on drums John Wayne on keyboards Marilyn Monroe on bass and Stalin as backing singer whilst your Leap Forward Motion Headset detects a heightened level of mosh pit desire in your neocortex and hurls you on stage in your Teletubby onesie to join your personally constructed band so you can Twerk excitedly to Adolf's jazz inflected drum solos until your Jawbone beeps that your increased body temperature has risen above the acceptable levels of Tinky Winky and triggers your all-weather smart ceiling to precipitate a gentle flurry of personalised lime-green and cerulean tainted snowflakes which cool you down whereupon one Bluetooth snowflake reads your Facebook page and classifies you as  a potential skier and via your Ocular Rift Portal you are immediately whisked away from your Twerking to the top of a gentle blue run in Augmented Reality St Moritz wearing skis made out of potato peelings which your 3D printer has produced by the interface with the recycling bin and you take a gentle inhalation of cold alpine air from a phial in your headset as The Eye Tribe function in your ski goggles propels you forward to traverse the fluffy white powder and you ski so beautifully and gracefully you instantly fall in love with the sport and you purchase a ski chalet with your HSBC Saliva Recognition debit card  from the hologram time-share saleswoman at the bottom of the ski slope who has an uncanny resemblance to your favourite actress Sandra Bullock and after signing the mortgage contract Sandra scans the trace of saliva on your card and recognises that after a virtual ski you are extremely ravenous so she  texts the nearest Jamie Oliverbot patrolling your neighbourhood which glides up to your electrified front door electrified because the paving stones in your street have sensed a rather furtive walk from an unidentified individual with a dodgy beard so as a
precaution your local vigilante officer has switched your front door to taser mode and has granted the Jamie Oliverbot access to post your favourite pizza with Ecuadorian anchovies and
Nepalese mushrooms through your wi-fi letterbox which alerts your Domestic a 6 inch plastic model of Tony Blair with propellers who picks up your evening meal and via the Royal Doulton GPS which is disguised as a malnourished Chinese peasant on your mock willow pattern plate and delivers it to your lap and shortly after your final gulp your Bowel App says that the pizza will be through your gut in 228 minutes and 16.7 seconds and alerts your toilet to the exact time of fecal deposit so it can self-fragrance with Aux De Ski Instructor just in case you forget to pay your next instalment on the ski chalet you now own and yawning heavily you make your way to your amniotic pod knowing that every thought you had during the day will be written in to proper sentences by the Literati algorithm in your Microsoft pillow...

Technology is a wonderful thing.
But it's not as wonderful as a clear campaign strategy for a brand.

Watford alumni dominate Christmas campaigns..

The naughty creative elves, who once worked in the grotto of the Watford Ad School, have been busy making media mischief. 
Happy Christmas to you all. TC.

              Written by Steph Ellis (with Rory Hall) class of 2010.

    Written by Laurent Simon and Aidan McClure. Class of 2003.

Written by Milo Carter and Sophie Knox class of 2009 and 2010.

Written by Colin Smith and Angus Vine, and creative directed by Jim Bolton. All Watford.

                    Written by Nic Wood and Andy Forrest Class of 2003

                 Written and directed by Tim McNaughton class of 1999.

Creative directed by Adam Scholes class of a helluva long time ago in the days when I had a full set of teeth and my hair was 9.6 on the cumulus cloud scale.

Written by Sam Bishop and Mike Eichler class of 2009.

 https://www.kfc.co.uk/friendshipbuckettest#

Written by Dan Delhavi and Drew Haselhurst class of 2013.

Written by Anna Carpen class of 2010.

And one Christmas ad that isn't Christmassy by Gareth and Martin class of 2013

Creatives need to work like Jamie Vardy.

 
Jamie Vardy is a footballer.

Five years ago, at 24, he was playing for Stocksbridge Park Steels.

That is the creative equivalent of being an art director on the Screw Fix catalogue.

Jamie Vardy's dream, however, was to be a professional footballer and play for  the 'Weiden & Kennedy' of the Premier league.

He wasn't the most gifted player. Technically, he was very average. Which is why he was playing for a good pub team.

But he had two qualities.

Energy and passion.

As soon as he stepped over the white-painted line and went to work he became the love child of Roadrunner and the Duracell Bunny. His game was based on pure energy.

He worked hard, he listened to the coaches. And he practiced the art of shooting and passing. 

Halifax Town and later Fleetwood, semi-professional clubs,  were impressed with his work ethic and gave him a chance.

So he found himself playing in the Conference League.

That's the creative equivalent of moving from the Screw Fix catalogue to work on  glossy brochures for Harrods.

After a couple of good seasons as a semi- pro, Leicester City, a Championship team, signed him. It was a gamble.

The good folk of Leicester asked why the club had paid £1 million pounds for a non-league player.

For the first season he was generally considered to be out of his depth, in the same way a 'catalogue creative' might be if asked to write the next award-winning John Lewis television commercial.


When Vardy had a bad day at the office, and I've seen him have many, he picked himself up, reminded himself he's in a great job and hurled himself in to the next challenge.

He kept learning his craft on the training pitches. And he got better and better at his job. 

The harder you work the better you get.

The Leicester shooting coach Kevin Phillips pulled Vardy to one side and got him working on the placement of his shots rather than just shooting with power. 

He scored more goals, made more goals and he helped Leicester get promoted to the Premiership.


Energy relates to the degree of passion you bring to everything you do.

When you are fascinated by a project, or personally invested in a subject or task, you feel charged and exuberant.


You are able to summon up as much energy as it takes to create dozens, scores, even hundreds of ideas to one brief. The energy you invest is repaid by results and positive feedback.

Vardy summons up huge amounts of energy and the results are goals. Which is why he is currently the leading scorer in the Premiership.

And the feedback is a call up to the England team.

He may not be playing for the 'Wieden & Kennedy' of football, but next season he could well be.

His stats are interesting.  
If his current trend continues he'll get around 300 touches in the penalty box,  have 110 shots and score 34 goals. His conversion rate is 30% which means he misses more than twice as many chances as he scores.

That's like writing 300 campaigns a year, getting 110 through the account team and 34 ideas bought by the client.

If one of Vardy's 34 goals is spectacular he'll win goal of the season. 

If one of a creative's 34 ideas is spectacular it will win a Cannes Award.

It is possible to go from the non-league creative departments to the Premiership of Adland.

Jamie Vardy will be at work again this Saturday.

He may not score, but if you watch him you'll see the two things that made him successful.

Energy and passion.



Tony Cullingham runs The Watford Branch of The Jamie Vardy Appreciation Society which currently has 15 energetic and passionate members.
www.tonycullingham.com

The next Steve Jobs comes to Watford.

When an old Watford student takes time out to visit the course, it is lovely. 

When an old Watford student who is an advertising genius with tons of advertising awards visits the course, it is beautiful.

Sam Oliver, with Shish Patel, won The Student Team Of The Year Award in 1999. 

Since graduating, Sam and Shish have created some outstanding advertising campaigns at Ogilvy,  DDB, W&K and BBH.

Recently, Sam Oliver was offered the best creative job in the world after mine. 

He was asked by Apple to be The Number One Creative Guru on Iphone at Apple's HQ in Palo Alto, California. 

He said 'yes' to this job.

Before leaving for the US, humble Uncle Sam, as his 1999 classmates named him,  popped in to Watford to see the newbies and to have a hug with his old course tutor. 

Sam gave a pep talk, (inspiring). 
He ran tutorials for the students, (amazing). 
And had lunch with me, (stomach churning).

Sam with the Watford students.

Sam was inducted into THE WATFORD HALL OF FAME and was presented with the highest possible accolade I could give: The Course Gnome.

Eric, The Course Gnome will be flying out to the U.S. and Sam has promised to put Eric on his desk to remind him of his humble beginnings as a student on the Watford Creative Ad Course.  

Good luck Uncle Sam Oliver. We love you.

Sam with me and Eric, The Course Gnome.

Whatever happened to the class of 2015?

 
Barely three months out of college, the Watford class of 2015 are already making their mark on the advertising business. Their new trails are blazing and I can smell the smoke from Watford.

The teams are ensconced at Grey, WCRS, BBH, Adam and Eve, Lucky Generals, Mother, Y&R and The Leith Agency.

Here is just a small sample of work they have produced in the first  few weeks of what will be very long and successful careers.

                 Chris and Rosanna's film for Radio X. WCRS

                                             

                                               Tom and Joe. Lucky Generals.

                                                          Irene and Olivia BMB

                           Sali and Zoe, Adam&Eve/DDB
 

Forgotten Creative Genius No 3.

The next forgotten creative genius is a musician that created the building blocks of modern music, Louis Jordan.

During the 1940s and early 50s, this saxophone-playing singer and bandleader created innovative music in a style called jump 'n' jive, a frenetic fusion of jazz and blues. 

Louis Jordan took this style chopped it up, tossed it around and threw the pieces in the air. And down came the prototypes of Hip Hop, Rap, Rhythm and Blues and Rock and Roll.

Jordan possessed a unique singing style. His slang lyrics and cadence was what we know today as Rap.
  
While Rap can be traced to news singers of West Africa it was Jordan who experimented with this new singing style and put it to record.

In 1947 the tracks, 'Beware (Brother Beware)' and 'Look Out (Sister)', were spoken as rhyming couplets. The first true raps in popular music. The cadence, the rhyming, the attitude, the hipster slang is all there. Debbie Harry eat your heart out.

'Beware (Brother Beware.)'

If he drives you to the beach
and he starts to reach,
look out, sister look out

If he says you look fetchin'
and wants to go show you his etchin's,
don't go up there, you better not go up there.

And if he says you know you look good in a sweater,
go home and write him a leteer, hmm, hmmm,

'Saturday Night Fish Fry' from 1950 also features a rapid-fire, highly syncopated semi-spoken vocal delivery that Kanye West would have been proud of.

Now my buddy and me was on the main stem
Foolin' around just me and him
We decided we could use a little something to eat
So we went to a house on Rampart Street

We knocked on the door and it opened up with ease
And a lush little miss said, "Come in, please"
And before we could even bat an eye
We were right in the middle of a big fish fry



Although it's churlish to suggest that one artist was responsible for Rock and Roll, Louis Jordan has a case for taking more credit than most for this genre. 

Jordan was the greatest post-war exponent of the jump jive. He brought attitude with his gutsy lyrics, rockier beats and frenetic live performances. Music producers were quick to take this new sound to other bands.

Milt Gabler was Jordan's producer,  and spotting the potential in the rockier rollier beats that Jordan was performing, took them over to other Decca stable mates,  most notably to Bill Haley and The Comets. 

Haley recorded several of his songs, including "Choo Choo Ch'Boogie" (which Gabler co-wrote) and "Caldonia."

The dance floor  sound soon began to rock as teenagers went wild and gyrated like a pneumatic drills in suits and skirts. The joists of the wooden floors creaked and groaned a little bit harder.

Chuck Berry and Little Richard were huge fans of Louis Jordan.
Berry modeled his musical approach on Jordan's, changing the lyric  from black life to teenage life, and substituting cars and girls for Jordan's themes of food, drink and women. 

We all know the opening riff to Chuck Berry's Johnny B.Goode. 

Listen to  the intro played by Jordan's guitarist, Carl Hogan, on the 1946 hit "Ain't That Just Like A Woman" and you'll hear the similarities.

Jordan was a gifted player of the alto saxophone. He made the instrument wail and scream in a way that was unheard of for the time. 

He blew a unique energy that ripped each note with a fervor and passion that was compelling and inspirational. The sax became a progressive rock instrument in his hands.

As a songwriter, Jordan's output was phenomenal. He wrote or co-wrote over 100 songs, 57 of them were hits. 18 reached No1.

Although the methodology of gathering chart information has changed over the years, Jordan is still ranked by Billboard in the top 5 best selling artists of all time.

Jordan was at the forefront of the first music promos 

In the 1940s, he promoted his singles with soundies. Short three-minute films, shown on coin-operated video jukeboxes  in nightclubs.  He gatecrashed the MTV of the 1940's with charisma, style and passion and was fondly dubbed 'The King Of The video Jukebox' 

And with his comedic talent and fine acting skills he went on to appear in many mainstream films.

Modern music owes a huge debt to Louis Jordan. 
He was a true pioneer.And judging by the numerous playlists I see, Jordan is most definitely a forgotten genius.

James Brown, once cited  Louis Jordan as the major influence on his career.

" I identify myself with Louis Jordan more than any other artist. He could sing, he could dance, he could play, he could act. He could do it all."

 Louis Jordan 1908-1975.

Forgotten Creative Genius No 2.

Today, I asked seven advertising creatives these two questions.
Have you heard of Benjamin Franklin? 
Do you know what he did?

All seven said they had heard the name and that Franklin was once an American President. 

Only one of the seven respondents said that Franklin was the guy who signed The Declaration Of Independence.

So, I thought I would add Benjamin Franklin's name to my 'Forgotten Creative Genii' section.  And here's why.

Franklin was a crazy, mad cap inventor who was also a humanitarian, businessman, army leader, statesman, philanthropist, writer, wit and intellect. 

He was someone who was just at home experimenting with dark materials in his lab and chasing lightening bolts as he was sitting in his study writing witty, erudite journalism and business strategies.

If you mesh the madness of Doc Brown from 'Back To The Future' with the business acumen of Steve Jobs and the nobility of Ghandi, you get somewhere close to the man.

Franklin invented the first American musical instrument,  the glass harmonica. It created musical tones by using different sized glass bowls. 

He fitted the legs of his armchair with curved pieces of wood and made an invention that is still widely used today. 
It's called the rocking chair.

Franklin loved electrical experiments. He introduced new terminology to explain the concepts he was working with, such as “positive” and “negative” charge. He coined many electrical terms including the word, 'battery'.

Franklin had an aversion to fire which explains why he  invented the lightening rod, formed the first fire brigade and established an insurance company to insure locals against losing their possessions in fires. 

Whenever Franklin encountered a problem he came up with a simple, creative solution.

The books on the top shelf in his study were too high for him to reach so he invented a long armed book grabber, not dissimilar from the grabber that modern street cleaners use today. 

Franklin's brother had kidney stones and was in a lot of pain when using a rigid catheter.  So he invented the flexible catheter which was simple and more comfortable.  

In later life he got tired of changing his glasses from long to near sight. So he invented the bifocal spectacles.

He invented the Pro and Con list. The first documented  Pro and Con list making technique comes from Franklin. … my Way is, to divide half a Sheet of Paper by a Line into two Columns, writing over the one Pro, and over the other Con. 1772

Ben Franklin owned his first company at the age of 22, the Pennsylvania Gazette newspaper. He also had a printing company which printed money for Pennsylvania and Delaware.

He invented a new phonetic alphabet getting rid of the letters c, j, q, w, x, and y, and adding other letters for certain sounds to help improve people's spelling. 

He invented the oven, the Franklin Stove, which produced more heat and less smoke than a conventional open fireplace.

He founded the first U.S. hospital, the first police department and two colleges.

And if that that wasn't enough he also founded the first U.S. postal system and the first circulating library.

In 1758. Franklin pioneered the idea of air conditioning and refrigeration. Working with Hadley, another scientist, they successfully cooled a volatile liquid to 7 degrees Fahrenheit.

He was a prolific writer and wrote dozens of books including 'The Way To Wealth' and 'Wit and Wisdom'. He often wrote under pseudonyms like Silence Dogwood, Caelia Shortface, Anthony Afterwit, Alice Addertongue and Busy Body

Franklin was a joker and drew the first cartoon to appear in an American newspaper and was considered to be America's first writer of humour.

Franklin started The Society To Abolish Slavery and The American Philosophical Society.

He mapped the Gulf Stream and designed sea anchors. 

He also designed a new version of the indoor toilet which used the waste water in his bath as a flushing system.

As an avid swimmer he came up with the idea of swim fins. Flippers for the  hands to help people swim faster. 

He also created a fold up chair with steps. 
This, of course, was the first step ladder.

He never took out a patent on any of his ideas because he wanted as many people to benefit from them as possible.

Although, that didn't stop him from becoming America's first millionaire.
  
Franklin was a bit like 'Rambo'. He raised £3000 to purchase cannons to defend against Dutch and French and organized his own militia when the local government was hesitant to do so.

He was a Founding Father of the Continental Congress and yes, he signed The Declaration of Independence and The United States Constitution.
  
Benjamin Franklin never stopped having ideas and implementing them. His radical lunatic concepts shaped millions of lives across the globe.

Franklin was many things.

The one thing he wasn't, of course, was an American President.

Benjamin Franklin died in 1790 aged 84. 

20,000 people attended his funeral.